Virtual Handjob

Hi, honey... I'm glad we have a moment for... just a quick discussion. You see... this is very hard for me to... um... talk about. I... well, I've noticed - now that you're dating - that you seem to prefer... that you  Read more...

What are you going to do now, Ultraman? Hmmm?? It looks like you're trapped in my lab and... well, there's something I want from you. You see, I'm a clever girl, I'm a sexy intellect, and I've figured out how to  Read more...

Oh, honey... has it happened again?! You poor, poor thing... Well, you did well, just as I asked. You've come to mommy when you're all frustrated, pent up, ACHING after a date with your girlfriend. Read more...

Call me crazed... if you wish. All I wanted was to have you all to myself. I'm your biggest fan. You're not just another rock star celebrity to me. I've singled you out as the recipient (victim?) of my affection.  Read more...

Happy birthday!!!!! I brought you breakfast... in bed!! Oh, aren't you excited that it's your birthday?! Finally?! Read more...

Oh, I'm just a hopeless, hapless damsel in distress, calling out for my big hero to come and save me... or am I? Well, maybe I am just in disguise, hiding my own superheroine outfit in favor of beckoning a superhero my way.  Read more...

Oh, dear... it looks like somebody has a hard on completely unexpectedly. Now, how did that happen?? OH... you were watching Mommy while she was trying to fix the desk drawer that your father refuses to help me with? Mommy's boobies  Read more...

Your sister is always surprising you. In fact, she LOVES to shock you. She's brash, bratty, a royal bitch. But you can't help jerking off to her. Read more...

I feel the deepest regret for your pour soul. The devil himself has overtaken you, mind, body, and soul. Your last hope is for God himself to exorcise you through me and command the demon entity leave your body once and for  Read more...

Come here, nephew... I want us to have a little CHAT. Oh, why do you have to act like you're scared of your auntie?? Because I'm a bit forward? Because I have this horrible habit of saying what I MEAN?   Read more...