“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

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Stop-and-Go Masturbation Marathon: Exercise Your Erection

So, you've set a New Year's resolution of getting fit, and how's that gone for you? That's what I thought. Just like last year's goals? That's why you need ME. You've booked the right personal trainer for the job; I'm  Read more...

Oh, Your Cock Is Way Too Big Now!

You know, at first, I was so surprised by your growing cock. I mean, it was bulging from your pants from the beginning. When I discovered you continue to grow and grow and GROW as you get turned on... well, that's just so flattering!  Read more...

It’s Small Penis Acceptance Day

I know you small dicked guys don't get much action. I mean, do you really ever get ANY?? You're so tiny... totally inadequate really... and so, what can you expect? Well, tis the season for sharing and giving. So, I  Read more...

You’re Going to Jerk That Little Thing with Tiny Tweezers

What do you want? And how did you get in here?? Oh, you want to get off. Well, can't you do that on your own? Yes, yes, of course, you want ME to help. I can't blame you.   Read more...

Cum Fu Sex Tournament: Round 5, Tough Titties

Are you ready for Round 5? You've had plenty of time to prepare. How's your stamina? And your... resistance to persuasion? Have a tough skin? No, not your cock! I'm referring to your mental stability. Your next  Read more...

Today, We Carry Out Our Fantasy and Prove to My Ex How Superior YOU Are

You're bigger, better, stronger, hotter, and... well, you know all the reasons why I'm crazy about you. I tell you all the time. And you love it when I compare you to my ex and all his weaknesses and missing traits.   Read more...

Be a Good Boy, and Promise Never to Lift My Skirt Again

Oooh! Did you just lift up my skirt? Hee hee hee Did you just see mom's skimpy, revealing lingerie? I bet you've never seen anything quite like thong panties and a garter belt before, have you? Oh, my blouse  Read more...

Your First Critical Lessons in Pleasing a Woman, Courtesy of Your Unorthodox Nanny

You've spent your prepubescent years mostly alone with your beloved nanny to supervise and teach you. You've naturally grown enamored of her: the most beautiful woman ever... in your eyes. During intimate conversations and your innocent confessions, she's come to realize your  Read more...