“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

Silk & Satin

Is There Anything Else Mommy Can Do to Make You Feel Better?

You know I hate to see you this way: all brokenhearted over some little girl. I can't believe she broke up with you! MY darling boy! Oh, I want to see you smiling again! What can I do to cheer  Read more...

Let’s Change Gender Roles and Spice Up Our Play

I've got an idea... wanna hear it?? Let's try something different tonight! I know how you love my sexy clothes... wanna watch me strip out of them? And then YOU can put them on! Oh, come on. Just play  Read more...

In Our Grief, We Reach for Each Other…

It's the day of the funeral... he left us so suddenly. Behind my sombre, subdued presence, I barely hide the unbearable weight of my true grief. You feel it too... Read more...

What Your Mother’s Boss Made Her Do

She absent-mindedly... in all her desperation... in her flustered, broken state... having committed deeds she'll hate herself for forever... things she would NEVER admit to your father... things she can't believe she's speaking to you... she's also DOING to you. Her son.   Read more...

How Tightly Would You Hold onto Your Money if I Just Accidentally Unbuttoned My Blouse Right Now?

Hello there... what? You don't think I'd stop by just to see you? Oh, you know how much I adore you... and your money. I can't help it if I can smell it a mile away: all that hot cash.   Read more...

Confessing Just How Seductively Evil Your Manipulative New Wife Is

I'm not after their money, only their entire lives. I just enjoy DESTROYING entire families. You don't know that I'm responsible for your wife's deadly accident... yet. You don't know that it was all just a plot to get to you...  Read more...

I Do… All Over Again

It hasn't been the same... not since your father passed away. Since he's left our lives, it's been all I can do to just hold myself together really... and to be the mother you need me to be. Read more...

Mommy Knows Exactly What You Want

You're on the floor, playing video games. Your mother just stepped in to take care of a few chores. Sure, she may nag you a bit about your messiness as she picks up after her darling boy, but she really doesn't mind.  Read more...

A Tickling, Teasing, Luxurious Tuck-in for My Sweet Boy

I love tucking in my good little boy. I love your sweet little face and giving you a big kiss before you drift off to sleepy land. I love having those final few moments with you to tell you how much I  Read more...