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Embarrassment

The Day I Completely Lost All Beauty and Decorum

I had everything to lose but no idea that it was actually possible to lose it all. I was beautiful, blonde, tall, lean, slinky, toned, tanned, confident, poised, well spoken.... well, maybe a bit ditzy, a bit shallow, a bit naive.... and then  Read more...

And the MILF Award Goes to…

It's unbelievable, what you young men get up to. If I hadn't had to spend so much time looking for something in the same room where you were all hanging out... if I hadn't picked up a word or two of what you  Read more...

The Best in Bedside Manner

We pay particular attention to the needs of our male patients. Needs of EVERY kind. Read more...

It’s All Going to Be Perfectly Fine 2

I want to... get you back. I want to give you IMAGES you'll never be able to get out of your head again. Just like you've done to me. Read more...

Not NOW, Honey. I’m in the Middle of a Meeting!

I DO NOT have time to help you with your cumsies right now. You're going to have to wait until I'm finished with my meeting!! Read more...

I Hope You’re Happy

I still don't know really how I turned you on!! Just by... being myself?? And I'm your *mother*! Read more...