“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

Trash Talk

Horrified Out of Jerking to Your Mom Yet? Next Time Will Be Even Worse!

You naughty, naughty boy. I can't believe I caught you jerking off in the kitchen... the KITCHEN of all places! Where were you going to spray it? In the sink?! You're so dirty... so disgusting... and to find out you  Read more...

Cum Fu Sex Tournament: Round 5, Tough Titties

Are you ready for Round 5? You've had plenty of time to prepare. How's your stamina? And your... resistance to persuasion? Have a tough skin? No, not your cock! I'm referring to your mental stability. Your next  Read more...

Hands Off, Sis. He’s MY Son!

There's not a thing that slut has or can do that I'm not ten times better at. And I'm going to love shoving that in her face!!  And my son's... Read more...

Your Cock Is STILL Too Big, You Freak!

Oh, it's you... What in the world made you stop by, thinking I'd want to see you and that freakish anomaly in your pants?? I told you it's way TOO HUGE!!! I can't do anything with it; you're hung like a horse,  Read more...

Your Most Humiliating Cum Eating Instruction EVER

Yes, yes, I CAN do worse... and so can YOU. You know you want to... you're reading this clip description, aren't you?? Ha! I've already GOT you! Your know what delivers the hardest orgasms... you know how hot it feels  Read more...

Getting Inside Her Head Goes Too Deep

It's just another day on the beat, just a quick check into a local household for a perpetrator known for criminal activity. She doesn't appear to be home so... I'll have a look around. What a dump... what a life this woman  Read more...

I’m Here to Make You All Pay

Look what we have here... five deviants... five perverts... five good-for-nothing men who are all guilty of various crimes. No, don't get too excited. This isn't your luckiest day, your fantasy come true. No, no, no. This is the day  Read more...

Taking You to the Darkest Depths of Your Own Depravity

Let's not waste any time. I want you to relax... just lie back, rest your weary body, and focus on the sound of my voice... I'm going to spend a lot of time with you, really focus on guiding you toward a deep  Read more...