Masturbation Instruction

What do you want? And how did you get in here?? Oh, you want to get off. Well, can't you do that on your own? Yes, yes, of course, you want ME to help. I can't blame you.   Read more...

I just had to do it... to follow my hunch. There was something different about you... something fit and toned hiding under those slouchy office clothes... something different about the way you separated yourself from everyone else in the office. I just  Read more...

Excuse me, um, Sir. I didn't mean to bother you. Have a moment? It's just that... I found something. Is this yours? Now, you can be honest with me... no need to deny it... this is YOUR fat dildo,  Read more...

No time for a warmup; it all begins NOW! This is your next challenge: a masturbation marathon designed for foot lovers and hardcore masturbators alike. This time, my FEET will dictate your pace, your position, the sensation, the attention, and ALL the  Read more...

No, no, no. Not this time. There will be no second thoughts. There will be no hesitation. You want it. You can TASTE it. And I want to give it to you. You're goint to EAT it.  Read more...

My little boy could not possibly have gotten me such an intimate gift. I don't know whether to be grateful or deeply concerned. What could possibly make you want to buy your mother a corset and g-string panties? How did you  Read more...

Oooh, I can't wait to see what's in store for you!! I don't even know... it's completely random and only the die - and the cards - will decide your fate. Will you get to come or won't you? Will you  Read more...

Oooh, I'm incredibly turned on by the notion. You want me to join you BOTH in the bedroom? You want me to tell you just how to play, what I want to see you do, and design my masturbation instruction for the  Read more...

Are you ready for Round 5? You've had plenty of time to prepare. How's your stamina? And your... resistance to persuasion? Have a tough skin? No, not your cock! I'm referring to your mental stability. Your next  Read more...

Oh, that can't be right. Did I hear that correctly? You actually haven't masturbated in ages?? It's been THAT long? You're keeping a vow you made, promising not to masturbate for one full month? Who are you kidding?!   Read more...