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Trash Talk

I’m Such a Dirty Talking Slut Bitch!

Fucking cunt ass bitch! That's what I am... cum slurping dirty wench. All I wanted to do was to help my fucking relationship, add some slutty spice to our whorish bedroom activities. I went to see a cock-licking hypnotherapist to help  Read more...

Allow Me to Explain to You just Why This Relationship and Your Tiny Penis Are Ridiculous

You know what time it is... husband?? It's time to get real. You know, your penis is just too small... for me... or for anything. I'm not getting anything from sex. You can hardly last. When you try to  Read more...

Don’t Cry just because You’re Weaker than the Weaker Sex

Oh, come on. I just want to play! Let's see who's stronger? Why hesitate, you know you'll win. You're a man, and I'm just a little girl! I just want a friendly wrestling match... it's kind of sexy, don't  Read more...

Detailing Your Deserved Night of Burning Blue Balls

So, you've been lasciviously staring at my hot girlfriends and I at the office. I knew there was something creepy about your nerdy appearance and geeky ways; I knew it as soon as the boss hired you just a few weeks ago.   Read more...

Confessing to My Girlfriend How Repulsed I Was by My Ex’s Uncut Cock

I can't believe I'm telling my girlfriend this. I mean... I kept it all a secret for very good reason. It's SOOOOO embarrassing! I mean, how did I end up in a relationship with an uncut guy? That's so disgusting!  Read more...

You’re Not Fat Enough for Me… You Should Be Eating Right Now!

What are you doing just sitting on the couch? You should be eating right now! I want you eating at ALL times! CONSTANTLY! You're not getting fat enough fast enough. I want you to be FOUR times my size!  Read more...

Confiding in You with a Horrible Tale I Trust You Know Nothing About

I'm so glad you're here!! My best friend and confidante... boy, do I have a tale for you today! Oh, it was the most horrible experience of my life, beginning to end! It's almost unbelievable... but I knew YOU would believe  Read more...

Snobby Head Cheerleader Berates the New Teacher in Her Pantyhose

What are YOU looking at?! Oh, so you must be the new fucking TEACHER! Is that right? Well, let me tell you a thing or to. This is how it goes down around here. I'm the head of the  Read more...

Your Cruel Step Mom Humiliates You in Pantyhose and High Heels

I SAID GET IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!! That's right. You better obey me. I'm your new step mom, and I'm taking over. I don't care what your father says, you will do everything I tell you to. Do you hear me?!?!  Read more...