"You are my absolute favourite 'instructor'. I love the way you talk and love your voice. You also send a nonjudgement vibe which I like, some sort of kindness. That's what MOST of your colleague's lack."

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We’ve Got All Weekend

I'm house sitting for your mom over the weekend... and oh, boy, the look on your face when you came home from college and saw your aunt running around the house! Not my fault that my sister didn't tell you she asked me to  Read more...

I’m the One for You

What?!?! You... some girl gave you a love letter at school today?! That's... no... you can't... no, no, no. You're too young. Stay away from girls. Read more...

I Belong to You… Forever and Ever

It's Valentine's Day. And you, my growing-too-fast son have something special for me. You've bought me a gift, and I'm as surprised as any mother would be. You're always so thoughtful, surprisingly wonderful and sweet, and you do seem so mature  Read more...

Mom Wants to Netflix and Chill…

Your sweet, cheerful mom is always full of fun ideas. This time, just before you're about to graduate and move out of the house, she thinks you two should "Netflix and Chill." Does she even KNOW what that means?!? Read more...

In Our Grief, We Reach for Each Other…

It's the day of the funeral... he left us so suddenly. Behind my sombre, subdued presence, I barely hide the unbearable weight of my true grief. You feel it too... Read more...

Suck Your Mother’s Milky Tits

I should have known... I guess, in a way, a mother always knows. But you're my boy, my firstborn, my number one... I should've drawn the truth out of you much sooner. Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: It’s Movie Night

What would it be like to be MY boyfriend? Let me show you... this time, it's movie night, our special night for quality time. You know: we'll snuggle and cuddle and I have plenty of tender kisses and warm hugs for you.  Read more...

Coaxing You Through Your Bedtime Routine in Your Mother’s Absence

You poor little dear. Look at you, hiding in the dark. Don't worry, honey, I've come to take care of you. Your parents left me in charge while your mother is in the hospital. She's perfectly fine, just needs some  Read more...

Time for Your Weekly Escort Appointment to Be Coddled by Your Mummy-for-Hire

It's just about time for my standing appointment... just need to apply my dark red shade of motherly lipstick and tie my frilly apron around my waist... my client should be here any moment. He's such a joy to play with every week  Read more...