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Second Lesson in Learning How to Blow Your Nose


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1 September 2008

Now, don’t be shy. I’m not punishing you. We just need to go through your nose blowing lesson again. I noticed you don’t quite have it down right yet, and you aren’t cleaning your nose properly.

I’m just a bit disappointed that you haven’t been following your first lesson exactly, but I know you can grasp it this time. I know I’ll be very very proud of you, and you’ll be able to blow your nose with tissues like the big boy that you are. Follow me into the bathroom; it’s time for your next lesson.