"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?! I'm sooo annoyed I didn't know about you earlier."

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Mommy Knows Exactly What You Want

You're on the floor, playing video games. Your mother just stepped in to take care of a few chores. Sure, she may nag you a bit about your messiness as she picks up after her darling boy, but she really doesn't mind.  Read more...