“I’m so excited for all the great stuff you’re going to make this year.”

"I'm so excited for all the great stuff you're going to make this year."

Milf

And the MILF Award Goes to…

It's unbelievable, what you young men get up to. If I hadn't had to spend so much time looking for something in the same room where you were all hanging out... if I hadn't picked up a word or two of what you  Read more...

Your Second Road Trip Together Reinforces Your Special Relationship

Oh, now, we will not have a repeat of last time. I'm glad that's understood. In fact, we're going to forget ALL about that. It's been a while now since we've taken a little road trip together. Once again, we're  Read more...

Today, You’re the Luckiest Boy on Earth

Oh, my poor boy is laid up in bed, thanks to your skateboard stunts. Now, you're confined all summer long with not one, but TWO, broken arms! No worry, I'm at your side to nurture you back to perfect health. We'll  Read more...

Does My Pussy Feel Like a Young Girl’s?

Honey, would you mind helping me? I could really use your opinion. I'm going out with my girlfriends tonight and well, you know I don't go out much. I really need some fun, you know? Something to do while your  Read more...

Do Not SHOW Things Like That to Your Mother

I thought it was all behind us, that you'd learned your lesson. Until I got a call from my best friend. She said... the most shocking things of all. Read more...