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Doctor’s Orders: Your Weakened Wrist Merits Professional Masturbatory Guidance

Let's see... you're in for a wrist injury? Let me take a look at it... how long has this been bothering you? Any particular incident or sudden occurrence? No? A chronic problem then? Hmmm... let me look at your  Read more...

Double-Booked at the Sperm Clinic

I need you both to remove your clothes and... would it help if I just remove myself from my bra and... let's get down to business. Read more...

The Best in Bedside Manner

We pay particular attention to the needs of our male patients. Needs of EVERY kind. Read more...

Can You Handle a Physical Examination by a Female Doctor?

You're in for a routine physical examination, your annual preventative checkup. But... something puts you a bit on edge the moment the doctor walks in - the moment SHE walks in. Read more...

FOR MEN ONLY: New Clinical Trial Seeks Male Volunteers

The primary objective for this study is to evaluate the safety of and record the full effects of a new human growth hormone for men. The study is randomized, vehicle-controlled, ascending multiple dose, placebo-controlled, clinical proof-of-concept, phase 2 study to evaluate the safety,  Read more...

A Day in the Life of Dr. Tara Tainton, Penis Specialist

You're invited to observe - and participate - in a day in the life of Dr. Tara Tainton, Penis Specialist. How lucky you are... imagine the variety of patients I see, the sexual situations confessed to me that I'm challenged to solve, and  Read more...