Laughing

We are PERFECT for each other. You know why? Because every moment together is fun and enjoyable, we're always laughing and joking around, and I know you love me as much as I love you. It's in our every interaction, even  Read more...

Oh, yes, we ALL have it in for you! Oh, we love to tease and harass and make your life MISERABLE. We taunt you, claiming you're part of the "team," then we turn on you and point out just how pathetic you  Read more...

I'm so sorry! I didn't even know the restroom was occupied. I swear! I ... uh... are you going to pull your pants up? Are you... why are you just standing there? Oh, did I catch you in the  Read more...

Look at you... home from the gym and trying to show off what you call "muscles." PUH-LEASE! Those aren't muscles... that's flab. I don't know why you even try. You might as well save all that money on your gym  Read more...

Ah, I've got you now... your full attention... and that of every stranger in line behind you. You're about to be publicly humiliated. You know why? Because you NEED my services. You need those itty bitty condoms offered by some  Read more...

Look at you... still lying here in the hospital like a complete invalid. They have you all bound up in a full body cast with only your poor hands and feet to move freely! Aw... what would you do without my visits  Read more...

Look at you! You're so... SHORT! I mean, your face is actually IN my cleavage, like your eyes are level with my boobs! Not that that wouldn't be enormously pleasant for you but... you're a man! You're supposed to be  Read more...

Hello in there?? Your new stepmom is coming in to help you with your shower. My goodness, you take a long time! We like to save hot water around here, but I know all the rules are very new to you.  Read more...

Ahem. So, you're here for the male modeling position? Are you SURE you're up to the task? I want to first make sure you understand exactly what this opportunity will entail for you. Do you understand that you would be  Read more...

Do you know how hilarious that is?! You want a raise?!?! An actual increase in your pay for all your hard work?! You how I waltzed into this company, why I was promoted high above you after just two years, and  Read more...