"You have a great talent for role playing!"

Ass Worship

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...

Shh! We Don’t Want Daddy to Know…

Oh, dear... it looks like somebody has a hard on completely unexpectedly. Now, how did that happen?? OH... you were watching Mommy while she was trying to fix the desk drawer that your father refuses to help me with? Mommy's boobies  Read more...

Not This Time, Darling

Now, don't follow Mommy. Just stay right here. Listen to Mommy. You know what happens when you don't listen... you know what happens if you keep looking at your mommy. Now, what did I say? Are you watching me  Read more...

I’ve Been Watching You

I hate to interrupt your usual programming... but it's time for an intervention... of sorts. Just as you've always suspected - as you peruse the internet for porn to get off with - there IS a government agency spying on and taking note  Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: Showing You Just How Much I Appreciate You

There's nothing else like it: the perfect relationship. OUR perfect relationship. Life with the perfect girl, the one who absolutely adores you, dotes on you, makes it her personal mission to make you the happiest man on earth, is absolutely amazing.   Read more...