"You are head and shoulders above the rest. Honestly I think you put most non-adult celebrities to shame, as far as personality and sheer sexiness... did I mention you are drop dead gorgeous?"

MILF Award

And the MILF Award Goes to…

It's unbelievable, what you young men get up to. If I hadn't had to spend so much time looking for something in the same room where you were all hanging out... if I hadn't picked up a word or two of what you  Read more...

And the MILF Award Goes to… (Part 6)

None of you are leaving until I've had the chance to make sure you NEVER forget I'm the hottest MILF alive! Read more...

And the MILF Award Goes to… (Part 5)

I'm just... so sorry... when I know that me being around must be such a TEASE Read more...

And the MILF Award Goes to… (Part 3)

What... is this a party? You're having a party with all your friends and didn't invite your Mom?? Oh, but your friends would love to have me... wouldn't you, boys! They DID vote me #1 MILF of the whole school! Read more...

And the MILF Award Goes to… (Part 2)

I can't believe it... This just can't be true! No way.... I... little ol' ME?? I won THE MILF AWARD?! I'm the #1 MILF in the whole school! Read more...