I'm so sorry. I did it again, didn't I? I didn't even THINK to ask you first. I should've had your permission before changing you into something different entirely and taking away your own body. Maybe it would've been polite  Read more...

Oh, no you don't! Did you just look at my ASS as I bent over?!? I'm your stepmom!!! What would your father say about that? And I just found your homework left by the wayside while you're playing video games.  Read more...

I've been intending to tell you something. Might as well while you're right here snuggled up in our big bed with me. I want you to know how much I admire your strength, your proven courtesy toward all your lovers. You  Read more...

I've already relented to going out on a date with you. What else can you ask for. I've given in, and you're about to take me out for a neighborly night out. I have no idea what you're after or what  Read more...

You've been watching her classic television show for years... even decades. You're her biggest fan. It's Halloween, and you're at home watching another shocking B movie of horrific proportions. Oh, but you're not tuned in for the movie, are you?   Read more...

I hear you can find anything on the internet. Any kind of information. ...the most odd, the most hidden, the most unbelievable. There's an urban myth (or is it?) that tells the story of men browsing the internet for a well  Read more...

You asked... and I love to deliver! Aw, have I been neglecting you? Are you feeling left out of some of the fun? Now, you know all you have to do is ask... I'm here to serve. And I love  Read more...

Mmmm... you're in for a treat tonight! I know that look in your eye... I've got just what you want. Strike that. You NEED it! Follow my instructions and we'll have some serious fun. I'm taking the dominant role  Read more...

What's up, big bro? You're looking very full of yourself this morning. Are you gonna take me to school? Ah, you're so sweet. What? I don't have anything up my sleeve. I'm just sitting here with my brother.   Read more...

I'm so surprised you men haven't yet learned that it's not always best to think with your "little head." Think twice who you make erotic remarks to or flirt with.... she may just be a witch! It's not my job to teach  Read more...