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Your Wicked Little Sister Humiliates You into Despair

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11 October 2011

What’s up, big bro? You’re looking very full of yourself this morning. Are you gonna take me to school? Ah, you’re so sweet. What? I don’t have anything up my sleeve. I’m just sitting here with my brother. What’s the big deal?

It’s not my fault you’re such a nobody. Oh, do you feel it this morning? Do you know how EVERYONE at school is talking about you? You’re so pathetic. My big brother and all, and I’m the popular one. You poor thing! You don’t even know the half of it. Should I tell you what everyone’s saying? How everyone knows your pathetic secrets? How people really feel about you?

Should I tell you all the things I’ve done behind your back that you can’t even dream of? …all the more reasons to be completely ashamed, humiliated, and embarrassed to be living?? I think I should!