Humiliating Your Sorry Shrinking Ass with My Big BIG Flip Flops
I’ve already relented to going out on a date with you. What else can you ask for. I’ve given in, and you’re about to take me out for a neighborly night out. I have no idea what you’re after or what you intend for the evening, but when I stand up to follow you out the door, I realize…. you’re smaller!
Aren’t you supposed to be taller than I am?? I haven’t even put on my massive platform flip flops, the only shoes I can wear with these overly long tight jeans. And you’re STILL shrinking! Right before my eyes… and yours! What’s causing this?
I don’t know, but it sure is funny!! And you’re getting such a closeup view of me as you shrink and shrink and shrink… and I become a sexy towering giantess! When you’re so small that your scrounging around my carpet fibers, well, what’s the point of going out? I do think you’re totally worthless after all. I’ll just stomp on you and get this short date over with.