“Wow, holy cow, Tara. You’ve really overwhelmed me. You are so talented and imaginative.”

"Wow, holy cow, Tara. You've really overwhelmed me. You are so talented and imaginative."

Humiliating Your Sorry Shrinking Ass with My Big BIG Flip Flops


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1 November 2011

I’ve already relented to going out on a date with you. What else can you ask for. I’ve given in, and you’re about to take me out for a neighborly night out. I have no idea what you’re after or what you intend for the evening, but when I stand up to follow you out the door, I realize…. you’re smaller!

Aren’t you supposed to be taller than I am?? I haven’t even put on my massive platform flip flops, the only shoes I can wear with these overly long tight jeans. And you’re STILL shrinking! Right before my eyes… and yours! What’s causing this?

I don’t know, but it sure is funny!! And you’re getting such a closeup view of me as you shrink and shrink and shrink… and I become a sexy towering giantess! When you’re so small that your scrounging around my carpet fibers, well, what’s the point of going out? I do think you’re totally worthless after all. I’ll just stomp on you and get this short date over with.