Oh, I feel so... warm and fuzzy. All over! Mmmm... my hands are so warm. Not like Daddy's! His hands are so cold and wrinkly. They make me shiver all over! If I just get drunk enough, have  Read more...

Tonight is the night! I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. I have my eye on the big prize now! Tonight, I will carry out my plan and reel in my sugar daddy and seal the deal  Read more...

I'm so disappointed in you. More so, I'm angry with you. I went out on a limb for you, deciding to go ahead and hire you to work in my all-female legal office. I've since heard horrible reports from the women  Read more...

Hmmm, what should I do while those tasty buns are still baking in the oven? Let's see what's in this drawer... Oooh, now, that's a fantastic tool to use in the kitchen! ...for devious purposes. Is it naughty of me to  Read more...

I love practicing my martial arts lessons. Karate moves are so much fun... especially the high kicks! I love wearing my uniform and doing my whole routine and workout barefoot. Isn't my outfit sexy? Shhh... don't tell anyone I'm completely  Read more...

A record FIFTEEN sneezes all in rapid-fire succession!! Oh, my gosh... I can't believe what I just achieved... and how much FUN it was to challenge myself for YOU! I eagerly took a special fan's advice and worked hard at delivering a  Read more...

Ahh, practice was so hard today. I'm all sticky and sweaty now. You don't mind, do you? Oh, I wish I could jump as well as that hot girl on my cheerleading team. She's so cute in her short little  Read more...

Oooh, I love a long, hot shower. Don't you? I love to be all alone in my bathroom bathing... all alone to scrub all that icky dirt and sweat and sweetness off of me, and smooth creams and gels and sexy, scented  Read more...

Ugh. My heel has been bothering me all day. I think I made it worse while wearing my favorite high heel pumps to go grocery shopping. Ouch! I can barely walk on it. It hurts so much. It  Read more...

I've been working hard all day. I think I've finally got everything cleaned and fluffed and ready for you, just the way you like them done. Oooh, what's that over there? Your bar? Mmmm... I do love a drink... or  Read more...