“I know this is a bit odd, but you are the only one that can do this…”

"I know this is a bit odd, but you are the only one that can do this..."

Foot Pain

I Can’t Believe that Box Got the Best of Me!

I was so tired... just home from work and ready to RELAX. I just didn't even notice that darn box in the middle of the floor. I mean... who put that there?? Why is there an accident waiting to happen right  Read more...

Pained Maid Experiences A Day of Toe Torture

OWE!!!! Oh, not again! I'm in such a hurry, totally rushed to get to work. If I can just get my uniform on faster... I must be there to clean up my boss's home before he arrives! I just can't  Read more...

Torturing My Stubbed Toes in Tight Shoes

This is not my day. I've just come home from the office, tired and overworked... and my feet are KILLING me in these sexy slingbacks that are way too tight. How did I squeeze my poor little feet into them this morning?  Read more...

You’re a Clumsy Dancer Stubbing My Poor Toes Again and Again

We're going to have so much fun together! I'm all dressed up to go dancing… even have my sexiest high heel boots on! It's time for your dancing lesson I promised. I hope you're coordinated, smooth on the dance floor, and  Read more...

Stubbing My Littlest Toe Makes for Such a Miserable Day

Who knew stubbing my littlest toe would hurt so much!! Owe!!!!!!! I can't believe I just did that. I nearly broke the skin! Poor little toe. My soft slippers didn't even protect it when I jammed it into the  Read more...

So Turned on by Ankle Sprains that I Cause One in My New Sneakers to Get Off With

I'm so ready for a good workout. My bright new sneakers fit so well! I'm just going to slip them over my bare feet, pull the shoe strings taut, and enjoy the new cushion beneath my bare soles. So bouncy!   Read more...

Determined to Find a Single High Heel I Can Go Out in with Crutches

I'm all dressed up for a fun night out.... now, all I have to do is find a single high heel shoe I can wear beside my bandages sprained ankle tonight. Something to match my long, flowy dress, something to help distract everyone  Read more...

Working as a Shoe Model Can Be So Painful

Ugh. What a day. My feet are KILLING me. These beautiful high heels are just too tight. If I can just release my painful heels finally and let them relax. Ahhhh... ow!! Oh, my gosh. I had  Read more...

Practicing Walking with Crutches with My Sprained Ankle

Oh, dear... I better practice using my crutches. I'm terrible at it. It's so hard to get used to walking on only one leg and foot! I have to hop, hop, hop around everywhere. My house is a mess because  Read more...

Nursing My Nasty Ankle Sprain in My Sneakers

Oh, god!! Ow, it hurts so much! How in the world did I twist my ankle so easily?!?? OWWWWWW! $&$#*#! Oh, god, it hurts! I can't even stand on it, not just one ounce of pressure. But  Read more...