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FOR MEN ONLY: New Clinical Trial Seeks Male Volunteers

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30 August 2016

The primary objective for this study is to evaluate the safety of and record the full effects of a new human growth hormone for men. The study is randomized, vehicle-controlled, ascending multiple dose, placebo-controlled, clinical proof-of-concept, phase 2 study to evaluate the safety, efficacy, tolerability, pharmacokinetics, pharmacodynamics, and physiological effects of Virilimax® administered subcutaneously in adult male patients. Full nudity of volunteers is required.

(Note: All nurse practitioners involved in carrying out the methods of the study are professionals, and any inappropriate behavior by volunteers will not be tolerated. Volunteers will be provided with a digital copy of the 542-page disclosure document listing all possible side effects.)