Masturbation Instruction

You like to live dangerously, don't you? Or, perhaps, you love to tease your cock in every way possible. You love those tingly sensations... your entire body feeling your impending orgasm. You love to experience heightened sensitivity... bigger orgasms. Then,  Read more...

You want it as badly as I do, don't you. Yes... I want to do that thing. You know, that thing we talked about. I want to blow myself up for you... I want to feel myself inflate... I want to  Read more...

Oh, today's the day! I know you just got paid, I know you have a huge load of hard cash in your hand right now, and I even know you're hiding it all from me. What? Do you think you can  Read more...

Oh, no... You didn't!! I can't believe I caught you jacking off by the window again... while our neighbor was out in her garden!! What kind of filthy pervert are you?? Well, as embarrassing as this situation is, I'm glad my  Read more...

You know what I believe... I believe that... well, you know, that most delicious of all indulgences, that most taboo form of self-play, that super HOT natural notion of eating your own cum is... well, INCREDIBLY SEXY. It's not for sissies, no symbol  Read more...

You know you want to... just dial. Dial up your own personal phone sex line, your own personal sexy girl at your command. What are you into? Whatever it is, I'm game. Your fantasy is MY fantasy. I'm your  Read more...

Oh, yes. I know EXACTLY what you've been up to, you naught boy. I know you stare at those photos of big breasted women on the internet and jerk off. I know you reach out to your computer screen to those  Read more...

Now, you can take me with you wherever you like. Any time, any place... on your iPod, on your phone, or on your computer. I'm right next to you, seducing you with my sexy voice, and we're getting more intimate than ever  Read more...

Oh, come on. Don't skirt around the issue... I'm not! I know what you're into, what REALLY turns you on. Your eyes are glued to my ass! Are you waiting for my skirt to creep up or hoping to get  Read more...

Now, you play quietly while your auntie takes a nap. It's a beautiful day, isn't it? We had so much fun at the beach today... I can't wait to slip my feet out of my flip flops! Now, just let me  Read more...