"That is the reason that you are so amazing at this: you always figure out what we want and give it back to us better than we imagined."

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Our Super Secret Club #3

This is the Super Secret Club after all - not a word of your whereabouts or our fun and games is ever divulged to anyone. It's all OUR SECRET. Read more...

So, You’re LIKE, TOOOOTALLLY Turned on by Dumb Girls?

We've been married for years... and things have gone... STALE. BORING. BLAND. But I've just discovered what you're REALLY into... you're turned on by dumb girls... REALLY dumb girls: straight-up bimbos, valley girl accent and all. Well, if you want  Read more...

The Schedule Says It’s Your Monthly Ejaculation Day

I've had such a long day... and it's so nice to come home to you just waiting here for me. Have you been standing there all day long? Just pensive and patient and waiting to see the love of your life while  Read more...