“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

Cleavage

Double-Booked at the Sperm Clinic

I need you both to remove your clothes and... would it help if I just remove myself from my bra and... let's get down to business. Read more...

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...