“You’re far and away the best performer out there in my opinion.”

"You're far and away the best performer out there in my opinion."

Big Breasts

The Wedding Night We’ll Never Forget

It's such a beautiful wedding... one of those "destination weddings"... and you and I are sharing a room after the big event. While your mommy is enjoying her big wedding night with your new dad, I'm in charge of you: my favorite nephew.  Read more...

We’re Going to Play Duck-Duck-Goose… Together!

You better be ready to come at a moment's notice. You never know when I'm gonna to strip myself of the LAST bit of clothes and appear before you TOTALLY NUDE. Read more...

Masturbation Marathon: Taking You into MY OWN HANDS

My gift to you - the gift that keeps on giving - the one and only... the biggest challenge you'll ever face... the biggest test of your life: THE MASTURBATION MARATHON. Are you ready for the long haul... are you HARD already?   Read more...

So, You’re LIKE, TOOOOTALLLY Turned on by Dumb Girls?

We've been married for years... and things have gone... STALE. BORING. BLAND. But I've just discovered what you're REALLY into... you're turned on by dumb girls... REALLY dumb girls: straight-up bimbos, valley girl accent and all. Well, if you want  Read more...

My Webcam Show Will Make ALL of You Lose Your Load… and Taste It!

Welcome to my little show... tee hee hee. If this is your first time, then WELCOME! I know my reputation precedes me... You've already heard that I'm a Master Teaser, the best cock tease on the entire planet. In other words,  Read more...

It Happened So Naturally

You're so far away... my only son, off to university overseas and I'm SO excited to get to chat to you... on video! It's our first time - I don't know what the heck I'm doing with video chat - but I'm so  Read more...

When You’re with Me…

When you're with me... when you and I are together... no other experience in the world can compare. Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: Let’s Make a Baby!

Oh, she can be soooo annoying sometimes, so smiley, so happy, such a big bundle of bouncy fun (boobs), and so wide awake... when you're still sleeping! Ah, but you adore her.... she even knows it. She's your girlfriend, the ideal girlfriend...  Read more...

A Long, HARD Night of Blue Balls Before the BIG GAME

It's the night before the big game - THE GAME - the game YOU star in. You're a professional; you know you really need your sleep. But I'm sooooo excited that I can't help but tiptoe into your room and disturb you.  Read more...

FOR MEN ONLY: New Clinical Trial Seeks Male Volunteers

The primary objective for this study is to evaluate the safety of and record the full effects of a new human growth hormone for men. The study is randomized, vehicle-controlled, ascending multiple dose, placebo-controlled, clinical proof-of-concept, phase 2 study to evaluate the safety,  Read more...