Small Penis Humiliation

You've come home from work to find a package has arrived. What could be tucked inside that slinky, tight, woman-shaped bag?? Wait, there's a tag... "Congratulations on purchasing The Perfect Girlfriend 2000." Could it be... it must be... it is!!!!   Read more...

Oh, yes, we ALL have it in for you! Oh, we love to tease and harass and make your life MISERABLE. We taunt you, claiming you're part of the "team," then we turn on you and point out just how pathetic you  Read more...

You think you're SO big and strong! You still think you've earned wearing the pants in this relationship! Really? I mean, how could you be so far off? How could you be so delusional? Do you not remember how  Read more...

I'm so sorry! I didn't even know the restroom was occupied. I swear! I ... uh... are you going to pull your pants up? Are you... why are you just standing there? Oh, did I catch you in the  Read more...

Ah, I've got you now... your full attention... and that of every stranger in line behind you. You're about to be publicly humiliated. You know why? Because you NEED my services. You need those itty bitty condoms offered by some  Read more...

Hello... hello! Geeze, don't make me wait for you. You know my time is valuable. If you're late to one more session we set up, I'm going to start charging you more. Don't be late for your utter humiliation.   Read more...

Look at you! You're so... SHORT! I mean, your face is actually IN my cleavage, like your eyes are level with my boobs! Not that that wouldn't be enormously pleasant for you but... you're a man! You're supposed to be  Read more...

I can't believe I caught you... I can't believe you'd actually cheat on me! I can't believe you had a skank in OUR bed!! You know it's the end. I'm kicking you out. You're going to be forced to pack  Read more...

I'm so surprised you men haven't yet learned that it's not always best to think with your "little head." Think twice who you make erotic remarks to or flirt with.... she may just be a witch! It's not my job to teach  Read more...

Mmmm... I can't wait to get a piece of that bod!! I've been DYING to undress you all night. You look so tight, hard, and beefy! I'm so glad you wanted to bring me home... let's get it on! We  Read more...