“I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video.”

"I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video."

Panties

Our Super Secret Club #4

well, yes, you're quite right. It does look very much like a penis, doesn't it. I'd be very happy to show you.... Read more...

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...

Not NOW, Honey. I’m in the Middle of a Meeting!

I DO NOT have time to help you with your cumsies right now. You're going to have to wait until I'm finished with my meeting!! Read more...