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Double-Booked at the Sperm Clinic

I need you both to remove your clothes and... would it help if I just remove myself from my bra and... let's get down to business. Read more...

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...

Goodnight, My Darling #4

How are we going to help you sleep tonight - on a night like this of all nights?? I'm going to have to tell you my favorite story of all, a special CHRISTMAS story... Read more...

Our Super Secret Club #3

This is the Super Secret Club after all - not a word of your whereabouts or our fun and games is ever divulged to anyone. It's all OUR SECRET. Read more...

Auntie Is Going to Teach You Both How to Masturbate—and MORE

if one or both of you gets a bit curious... well, you know your Auntie is always here for you to answer your questions... even whatever LESSONS you may need... Read more...