Vacuuming

Does she want it? Does she really? Do you even have a real basis in reality now? Your hormones are taking over, your mother looks more and more sexy-hot every time you see her going about her household business before you,  Read more...

Who's the dirty one? You or Mom? Ah, but this is YOUR fantasy. It's just another day at home, when that hot older woman who raised and cared for you walks into the room to go about her business. She  Read more...

I can't believe what I'm seeing. Look at them all! They're ALL over my own home! They've come in the night, snuck right in through the cracks and crevices, and they're overtaking the place! No, this can't be! It's  Read more...

Oh, please. Don't start this again! I don't WANT to play with your darn power tools! They're not designed for that kind of play! Just leave me alone. It's not funny. Stop! Don't point that thing at  Read more...

I'm newly equipped now. Watch out for my brand new bad-ass vacuum, more powerful than any before it, more deadly than your tiny brain can imagine. You're small and vulnerable, and I'm coming after you... with all my wits, cunning, and feminine  Read more...

What's this? My home security alarm is going off?!? What's happened while I was out?? Oh, yes! There must've been an intruder! A crazed fan turned stalker who came directly to my home in hopes of meeting me in  Read more...

How are my little darlings today? Are you all behaving? Now, don't fuss. You know you're lucky you do get to sit atop the counter top with a good view, have each other to keep you company, and get some nice  Read more...

Shhhh... I'll be as quiet as possible... I want to sneak up on you while you're still sound asleep... to surprise you with some hot sexual fun! You've never tried this before, and neither have I. Oh, but I've heard  Read more...

Mmmm... I guess it's time to wake up and pull myself out of bed now... Hey! Where'd you go? I went to bed with you right beside me last night. What happened to you? You know it's not easy  Read more...

Phew... I have my work cut out for me. Just look at this floor! My goodness; it's a mess!! So filthy. I know just how to take care of that. I'm so good at what I do... Working  Read more...