"You are amazing. Better than ever, i'd say. Fit, intelligent, and unbelievably good at your art."

Teeth

My Biggest Wish GROWS Out of Hand

No, you don't understand what I once was... how could you?? I was depressed, anguished, tired of being the brunt of every joke or not even noticed at all. I was tired of never fitting in, being laughed at, and considered completely  Read more...

Chowing Down on Masses of Miniature Men

Hmmm... look what we have here: one of my little men on the loose and standing below me all defiantly. What do you think you're going to do? Threaten me? Escape my grasp? You know I'm on the prowl now.  Read more...