“You’re far and away the best performer out there in my opinion.”

"You're far and away the best performer out there in my opinion."

Nipples

Hands Off, Sis. He’s MY Son!

There's not a thing that slut has or can do that I'm not ten times better at. And I'm going to love shoving that in her face!!  And my son's... Read more...

Double-Booked at the Sperm Clinic

I need you both to remove your clothes and... would it help if I just remove myself from my bra and... let's get down to business. Read more...

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...

Goodnight, My Darling #4

How are we going to help you sleep tonight - on a night like this of all nights?? I'm going to have to tell you my favorite story of all, a special CHRISTMAS story... Read more...