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Confronting Your Hot Neighbor, the Source of So Much Sexual Frustration

You can't take it anymore. The noise from the neighbors' apartment is just unbearable. You can't concentrate, you can't think... of anything but sex, the sex THEY are having. It's so loud, so often, so enormously FRUSTRATING - because you don't  Read more...

Your Babysitter Really Does Love Your Little Pee Pee

You're so full of surprises... which is why I LOVE to babysit you! You're my special guy, my favorite, and of course, also the cause of so much annoyance. I mean, your questions! Read more...

Your Favorite Masseuse… and So Much More

You've been going to the same masseuse for five years - five long years of returning to the same very attractive woman for physical contact as a married man. In fact, you're both married, but there's something - you can't possibly be just  Read more...

Your Personal Girlfriend: Let’s Make a Baby!

Oh, she can be soooo annoying sometimes, so smiley, so happy, such a big bundle of bouncy fun (boobs), and so wide awake... when you're still sleeping! Ah, but you adore her.... she even knows it. She's your girlfriend, the ideal girlfriend...  Read more...

Come… and Come AGAIN for Me!

I do like collecting YOUR cum... and you know what happens when I'm in the mood to PLAY. It's time for us to indulge in a little game. Read more...

This Looks Like a Job for (dum da da DUM)… Jerky Boy!

It's bedtime again, and only one thing is for certain: someone doesn't want to go to bed. It is a surprise that he wants to be Jerky Boy again?? What's a nanny to do?? Read more...

Seven Minutes in Heaven… with Your Sister

Why not... Seven Minutes in Heaven?? At least, I'll be entertained while I tease the heck out of my little brother and maybe even give him an instant heart attack. Read more...

The Schedule Says It’s Your Monthly Ejaculation Day

I've had such a long day... and it's so nice to come home to you just waiting here for me. Have you been standing there all day long? Just pensive and patient and waiting to see the love of your life while  Read more...

I Can’t Believe that Box Got the Best of Me!

I was so tired... just home from work and ready to RELAX. I just didn't even notice that darn box in the middle of the floor. I mean... who put that there?? Why is there an accident waiting to happen right  Read more...

I Feel Your Pain

Oh, my gosh, what are you doing on the floor?!?! Are you hurt? What happened! Did someone... did they... kick you in the balls?!? WOW! That must really hurt! You're doubled over... can you get up? No,  Read more...