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This Looks Like a Job for (dum da da DUM)… Jerky Boy!

It's bedtime again, and only one thing is for certain: someone doesn't want to go to bed. It is a surprise that he wants to be Jerky Boy again?? What's a nanny to do?? Read more...

Coaxing You Through Your Bedtime Routine in Your Mother’s Absence

You poor little dear. Look at you, hiding in the dark. Don't worry, honey, I've come to take care of you. Your parents left me in charge while your mother is in the hospital. She's perfectly fine, just needs some  Read more...

Time for Your Weekly Escort Appointment to Be Coddled by Your Mummy-for-Hire

It's just about time for my standing appointment... just need to apply my dark red shade of motherly lipstick and tie my frilly apron around my waist... my client should be here any moment. He's such a joy to play with every week  Read more...