Jeans

I heard about what happened to you today. Ha!! It was just a little schoolgirl, wasn't it? Who caused you all that pain? How are you going to live out that one? The humiliation! Ha! So, the  Read more...

Listen here, fat bitch. Listen REAL GOOD. It's obvious that you've totally let yourself go. So, you got a "bit" lazy after the honeymoon, ay? Now, look at yourself. You should be ashamed. You're so fucking FAT!   Read more...

Wonder what I'd look like with big old balls hanging from my crotch, squeezed into my tight denim jeans? Let's find out! Don't I look tough now? I love holding my crotch, squeezing my balls, and... purposely trying to cause them  Read more...

I'm so excited! There's a limbo game set up and waiting for me... a great chance to try out my favorite tight, button fly jeans. How low can they go? And what if my crotch hits the limbo bar? Is  Read more...

I can't believe how small my spandex boy short undies are. But they fit! They're so tight... feels great!! I'll just slip into my jeans... ooh, they're very tight too... I can feel both seams riding right up into my crotch!!  Read more...

OUCH! I'm so accident prone! Is it these tight jeans? Maybe my sneakers don't fit well? Or am I just a clutz? I'm just not looking where I'm going, just too preoccupied or distracted, and I'm never going to  Read more...

Hellooooo??? I'm supposed to be checking in on you, per your wife's request. Where are you hiding, neighbor? Oh, there you are! Is everything all right? Heaven forbid anything goes wrong and my best friend places the blame on  Read more...

I'm trying on my favorite tight jeans just for you... all softly faded, fitting every curve, even squeezing my thighs and ass into them. Now, I do hope you'll give me your honest opinion as I show them off for them... pay particular  Read more...

I could really use your help. I need to find out which of my favorite faded jeans make my ass look the best. Can you tell me? I'll just try them on... oooh, I really have to squeeze into this  Read more...

I just have to hurry and get dressed for my friend's barbecue. Mmmm... to think of all those delicious foods that await! Pork ribs, potato salad, DESSERT! I think a skirt and top will be great for an outdoor party... oh, gross!  Read more...