Erotic Magic

I can't believe I caught you... I can't believe you'd actually cheat on me! I can't believe you had a skank in OUR bed!! You know it's the end. I'm kicking you out. You're going to be forced to pack  Read more...

That was SUCH a good run! I feel invigorated! And I'm sweating like a hog! Ooops... I told you I'd change you back today! I totally forgot! My gosh... you've been suffering as my new pair of sneakers for a  Read more...

I'm so surprised you men haven't yet learned that it's not always best to think with your "little head." Think twice who you make erotic remarks to or flirt with.... she may just be a witch! It's not my job to teach  Read more...

So, when are you going to spend some time with me? I've been waiting forever for you to finish working, to put everything down, and focus on ME. When are you going to devote some quality moments to your sweetheart? I've  Read more...

What? What'?!?! What's going on? You're in OUR bed with someone else?? Get her out of here!! Why, HOW could you!!! This is not acceptable, no no no... I'm not going to put up with this. I know  Read more...

Hello, I'm going to be performing for you tonight. My erotic magic specialty is disappearance and reappearance... making ordinary objects vanish before your eyes and mysterious new objects of enjoyment appear seemingly out of the empty air, right before your eyes. It's  Read more...

This must be a dream. What's happening to me? I can't have woken up with a dick between my legs!!! It's not possible! And it's so huge! Wait... this is just a fantasy... isn't it?? But... all the  Read more...

This week's episode, submitted for your approval, brings you a sexy tale about world domination and the weakness - or strength - of humanity itself. The Earth's wellbeing now sits on your shoulders. Read more...

This is the LAST time we're going to have this conversation! There's no room for discussion, I am going to keep my job and maintain my successful career. I'm not handing it all in for you, I'm not giving anything up for  Read more...

Oh, come on. It won't hurt a bit. I... uh.... I promise! hee hee hee It'll just be for a minute. It'll feel REALLY good! All you have to do is sit there, and I'll do the rest...  Read more...