"Wow, holy cow, Tara. You've really overwhelmed me. You are so talented and imaginative."

You Bore Me… So I’m Going to Make You Useful


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11 August 2011

So, when are you going to spend some time with me? I’ve been waiting forever for you to finish working, to put everything down, and focus on ME. When are you going to devote some quality moments to your sweetheart? I’ve been WAITING.

You know, I just can’t take it anymore. If you can’t give me what I want and need, then you’re of no use to me anymore. I’m going to have to make you useful… you know what I need right now? I need to use the toilet!! I could turn you into one… for LIFE!

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