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Briefing My Soldiers for Combat Readiness

There will be many distractions you'll be faced with in the line of duty. Your strength, stamina, self-control, and very patriotism will be tested to the maximum. The enemy has many faces and wears many disguises; you must learn to recognize and  Read more...

Shaping Up My Soldiers with Ball Busting Disciplinary Action

All right, men. I'm sick and tired of seeing so many bulges in trousers when I stand before you. You show no discipline, no self-control, and no respect for your commanding officer. Now, what's the cause of this, men? Can  Read more...

Your Favorite Mistress of the Dark Delivers

You've been watching her classic television show for years... even decades. You're her biggest fan. It's Halloween, and you're at home watching another shocking B movie of horrific proportions. Oh, but you're not tuned in for the movie, are you?   Read more...

Big Sister Has a Trick Up Her Sleeve

Oh, my adorable little sibling has come home with a giant booty of chocolate Halloween candy! What a stupid costume... but your stash of goodies looks yummy! Mind if I eat some now? Ha! ...like I even have to ask  Read more...

Thinking with Your Dick? Then You’ll Be Treated to a Trick!

I'm so surprised you men haven't yet learned that it's not always best to think with your "little head." Think twice who you make erotic remarks to or flirt with.... she may just be a witch! It's not my job to teach  Read more...

The Tainton Zone – Episode 14: The Dangers of Time Travel

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension ó a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

The Cowgirl Chronicles: Looking for a Big Stud to Milk

Ah, um, excuse me. I know you don't know me... I'm just up this way from Texas, in town for a BIG competition. I bet you could tell from my accent. Ha! You see, I could use some friendly assistance... if  Read more...

The Erotic Magic Show

Hello, I'm going to be performing for you tonight. My erotic magic specialty is disappearance and reappearance... making ordinary objects vanish before your eyes and mysterious new objects of enjoyment appear seemingly out of the empty air, right before your eyes. It's  Read more...

Dreaming of Sensual Mermaids Come to Life

Imagine the mermaids of myth, the sirens of the sea. Imagine their beautiful curving bodies, their sexy scaled tails, their long blonde hair bleached by the sun shining over the sea, their smooth skin, and big beautiful human breasts. Imagine if that  Read more...

A Date? No Way! But You Can Make Yourself Useful to Me…

When the neighbor boy came over, I was beside myself. What in the world was he doing at my front door? What could he possible want... or think he can get... from me?? I was polite and all, invited him in,  Read more...