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The Cowgirl Chronicles: Looking for a Big Stud to Milk

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7 August 2011

Ah, um, excuse me. I know you don’t know me… I’m just up this way from Texas, in town for a BIG competition. I bet you could tell from my accent. Ha! You see, I could use some friendly assistance… if you could be so kind. And you DO look like such a kindhearted man, a giving man… and a big stud too, if I may be so bold! hee hee hee!

Well, you see, there’s a big competition tomorrow. And I need to practice. Where I’m from, they call me a “milkmaid.” hee hee hee. No, I don’t exactly milk cows…. I milk men!! And you look like SUCH a perfect specimen! I bet you have so much milky white cream to contribute to my thermos right here.

I’m keeping a tally of how many men I’ve milked. Oh, don’t you worry about a thing. I’m a professional! I have SERIOUS milking skills, honey! You’re such a sweet thing… if you’ll just agree to let me practice on you… I promise to milk you as you’ve never been milked before! Yee haw!!