I love tucking in my good little boy. I love your sweet little face and giving you a big kiss before you drift off to sleepy land. I love having those final few moments with you to tell you how much I  Read more...

I can't believe I have to deal with this. What were you doing... running around our swimming pool against all the rules?? You know you're not supposed to be playing tag near the pool! Now, my Melissa has gotten hurt and  Read more...

Come talk to me, honey. Did you have a bad date? Oh, did she not put out for my son? How dare she! Gosh, honey, what are you going to do now? Do you have an unbearable amount of pressure built up now? Gosh,  Read more...

I couldn't believe I was dragged to this new department store to look at GIRLY clothes. Ew! That's not at all my style. I'm shy, quiet, coy... so "plain Jane" and not at all into frilly, prissy, SEXY, girly stuff.   Read more...

Honey... it's time for a very serious discussion. I think it's more than necessary. I don't think you understand the real seriousness of your... your CONDITION. Read more...

Can you believe it?? I'm here. Right here in your own home, delivered to your doorstep. YOU are the big winner. That's right. You just won the opportunity of a lifetime: the chance to make your own fantasy a  Read more...

Are you SURE you don’t want to just hop in the pool with me?? But the water’s so warm... Read more...

I know you small dicked guys don't get much action. I mean, do you really ever get ANY?? You're so tiny... totally inadequate really... and so, what can you expect? Well, tis the season for sharing and giving. So, I  Read more...

I need your help, Honey! Now, don't be upset seeing your mother like this. I know you don't understand; it must look so strange to you. Don't worry, and don't be scared. I just need you to untie me. Please! Read more...

Hey there... your mom sent me over to, uh, babysit you for the night. But, um, are you REALLY 21 years old?? Wow... the stories are true then! Your mum tells me and our girlfriends ALL about you. She's raised  Read more...