“I think it’s really chill that you write back to fans. It shows how real and down to earth you are.”

"I think it's really chill that you write back to fans. It shows how real and down to earth you are."

Older Woman

Oh, Sweet Jesus, Save My Poor Boy from His Impurity!

You must expel that evil from your young body. You cannot be in that condition! It is wrong in the eyes of the Lord! Read more...

Tell Mommy What’s Been Distracting You from Your Football Practice

I should've known... my boy loves breasts! Is it mommy's breasts that have been distracting you all this time or any woman's? Read more...

Lucky for You, Big Sis Is Home from College

Hooray! Big sister's home from college again, storming into your room with all her usual enthusiasm and teasing ways. She adores you, you know. You two have always had such a "special" relationship. Even your older sister is confessing how  Read more...

Sharing the Bed with Your Sister

Sucks that we have to share a bed. You better not touch me! Or accidentally kick me in your sleep. Or anything else! Read more...

Your StepMom Misses You So Much

I'm at my wit's end. I just don't know how to handle these feelings. You're my stepson, and I miss you so much! I don't know how to tell you. I don't think I CAN. I just... long for you.  Read more...