Masturbation Instruction

Oh, hello there. Oh, you want to talk to me about your religion. That's sweet. Yes, I have some time. You can tell me all about it if you like. I'm all ears! Ha. Well, not exactly.  Read more...

You've been such a good employee... you're under my thumb and completely under my control. It's a joy to be your strict boss, divvying up your punishment by the day. This time, I've directed you to save up a complete month's worth  Read more...

Oh, dear. What have you found there? Is that what I think that is? Now, did you take that from your mother's cabinet of grownup things beside her bed? What are you doing in here anyway? Goodness me.   Read more...

What are you peering at? Are you turned on so easily? Enjoying the view of my body in my silk nightgown? You're so hard already... how are you ever going to last if I encourage you to stroke it and want  Read more...

You asked for it, boy. And you get what your sorry ass asks for. You thought you could HIDE from me? Just run and quit the whole game?? No, we had a DEAL! I own your ass. You've  Read more...

This week's episode, submitted for your approval, brings you a sexy tale about world domination and the weakness - or strength - of humanity itself. The Earth's wellbeing now sits on your shoulders. Read more...

Awww... I feel SO bad about what happened last night! I wanted to come over and apologize right away. Well, after a quick trip to the beach. I can't believe what happened at the pool party last night... to think that  Read more...

Oh, what I have in store for you! You have no idea. Not really. You just can't imagine the ten tasks I have for you to complete in the next twenty minutes. You're going to need them, believe me.   Read more...

I do what I can. I know what these poor men these days go through. Younger women just don't seem to have any self-respect, no morals, no concern for their male counterparts at all. They just flaunt themselves on the streets,  Read more...

Oh, honey, I just don't know if I can do that! It's really not like me at all. How could I speak to you in that manner? Say all those mean and terrible things? But I LOVE you! You're  Read more...