Masturbation Instruction

Hello... hello! Geeze, don't make me wait for you. You know my time is valuable. If you're late to one more session we set up, I'm going to start charging you more. Don't be late for your utter humiliation.   Read more...

What's the matter, honey? Can't sleep? You know, I could help you with that. Would you like me to use my new studies in hypnotherapy to guide you into a nice, relaxed state? It'll really help you sleep... just  Read more...

Now, just what are you doing? Well, don't stop on my account! Oh, I guess I may have startled you just appearing out of thin air like that. So sorry. Now, I have a bone to pick with you... Oh,  Read more...

I love holiday traditions. Don't you? Do you know the one about mistletoe? Usually, it grants you a special Christmas kiss with your sweetie. This time, I want all the kisses... all over my sweet body. It's time for  Read more...

There will be many distractions you'll be faced with in the line of duty. Your strength, stamina, self-control, and very patriotism will be tested to the maximum. The enemy has many faces and wears many disguises; you must learn to recognize and  Read more...

All right, let's settle this debt... this debt of me owing YOU some soul-satisfying sole tease. Have a moment? Of course, you do. In fact, I demand it. Whether you're too shy to ask or too bold to ask nicely,  Read more...

Oh, yes. I'm on the air now. In your own living room. Broadcast worldwide. I have something to say... to all of you men out there. Now, my seductive powers and entrancing breasts and legs will be known globally  Read more...

Let's see... how can I test your masturbatory abilities and your masculine desire? How can I meet the ongoing challenge you present in teasing and pleasing you in all new ways? I know how qualified a seductress I am... YOUR seductress.   Read more...

Oh, my adorable little sibling has come home with a giant booty of chocolate Halloween candy! What a stupid costume... but your stash of goodies looks yummy! Mind if I eat some now? Ha! ...like I even have to ask  Read more...

You asked... and I love to deliver! Aw, have I been neglecting you? Are you feeling left out of some of the fun? Now, you know all you have to do is ask... I'm here to serve. And I love  Read more...