“You’re far and away the best performer out there in my opinion.”

"You're far and away the best performer out there in my opinion."

We’ve Got All Weekend

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9 January 2018

I’m house sitting for your mom over the weekend… and oh, boy, the look on your face when you came home from college and saw your aunt running around the house! Not my fault that my sister didn’t tell you she asked me to come stay with you. That’s your own problem. So is your apparent aversion to women. FRIGHTENED by my blatant nudity?? Well, that’s your own issue. But you’re a puzzle, nephew, and I do love a good challenge…

I see you’re gonna make me try to figure out what your deal is… what you’re really into… why you’re so afraid of me and… the wonderfully bountiful chest I couldn’t hide if I tried.

And if I can’t get you to PLAY while we’re watching TV tonight, well, I’m sure as hell gonna get you to finally give in when I crawl into bed with you later on….