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Stop-and-Go Masturbation Marathon: Exercise Your Erection

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28 July 2017

So, you’ve set a New Year’s resolution of getting fit, and how’s that gone for you? That’s what I thought. Just like last year’s goals? That’s why you need ME. You’ve booked the right personal trainer for the job; I’m a master at whipping men into shape. You will be no exception.

We’ll start with a warm up session and if you step out of line… if I catch you allowing yourself to get distracted… we’re going to kick it into high gear. That’s right. This isn’t all fun and games. I really am going to make you exercise… and I know the very best methods to get you burning fat. Get ready to huff and puff and sweat until ALL your muscles are stiff… if you know what I mean.