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I’m Going to Gobble Up Every Last Icky Bug with My Powerful Vacuum

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17 October 2011

I can’t believe what I’m seeing. Look at them all! They’re ALL over my own home! They’ve come in the night, snuck right in through the cracks and crevices, and they’re overtaking the place! No, this can’t be!

It’s time to declare war. They don’t know the artillery I have at my disposal. These intruders can’t guess how powerful my vacuum brushes are! I’ll suck them right up, one by one and by the thousands! Millions, even!

These creatures aren’t going to last very long at all… they can’t guess what’s in store for them. They’re going to be sucked right up, stirring around my canister vacuum cleaner, and hoovered up to bug heaven!