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Hunting You Down for Tease and Destruction

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15 March 2011

I’m newly equipped now. Watch out for my brand new bad-ass vacuum, more powerful than any before it, more deadly than your tiny brain can imagine. You’re small and vulnerable, and I’m coming after you… with all my wits, cunning, and feminine wiles.

Come out, come out wherever you are! I’m on the hunt, seeking you out for your ultimate punishment and untimely doom. Don’t be distracted by my sexy body, or your end will come sooner than expected… even if you’re forced to watch me have my way with my new suction-packed toy while you’re trapped inside the transparent canister and forced to watch.

I mean business. This is WAR.