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Come here, baby... won't you take a little nap with me? We can share sweet dreams together... unless you want to fool around a bit? Does that sound nice? I'll touch myself if you let me watch you play with  Read more...

Hello there. Don't worry about giving me your name. It's of no matter to me. You'll have to get used to my bluntness as well... if you want to work here. Now, why do you feel you're actually qualified for  Read more...

Oh, you think you're big stuff, don't you. Standing there, towering over me, showing me how big you are. I should show you who the powerful one is. How would you feel then? Would you like me to look down on  Read more...

Come on in... You're the film director, am I correct? And you're having trouble with the film actresses working for you? I have helped many learn to be much more assertive and eschew any timid or submissive tendencies. My powers of  Read more...

Did you hear that? That little peep sound? Like a cricket or maybe a mouse... there better not be a mouse in my bedroom! Hmmm... I don't see one.... oh, wait!! Well... I think... what are YOU doing here?!!   Read more...

Hey! I have such a big surprise for you. Are you ready to hear about it? Well, I have to SHOW it to you! Follow me... Guess what's in this mysterious little bottle! You can't tell? It's  Read more...

Ah, back to visit your favorite gypsy, Volta, are you? She's very happy to see you... happy to use her gift of future telling to delight you and earn her an honest wage. Now, be warned... if you dare deny Volta her  Read more...

Mmmm... I guess it's time to wake up and pull myself out of bed now... Hey! Where'd you go? I went to bed with you right beside me last night. What happened to you? You know it's not easy  Read more...

It's time that I shrink you down to size. Don't you think? Did you know that I have the power to make you grow smaller - instantly - simply by blowing you a magic kiss? Oh, you don't believe me?   Read more...