“The truth is you are a surprisingly good actress. You take all of your roles seriously, no matter how absurd they may seem.”

"The truth is you are a surprisingly good actress. You take all of your roles seriously, no matter how absurd they may seem."

Femme Fatale

Threatening Your Rich Old Ass for Ransom

Hello there... I'm... uh... your neighbor... just down the street. You may not have seen me... but I've seen you... and your wife. I just wanted to borrow something. I'm cooking. Thank you for inviting me in. Wow... you  Read more...

My Poisonous Lips Seal Batman’s Fate

Hmmmm... what do we have here?? Yes, you're just what I've been waiting for... my Batman come to save me. Finally? Oh, no? Am I wrong? Are you still frightened of me? Still hesitant? Well, now, be  Read more...

This Is an Honest Competition… I’m the Only One Allowed to Cheat!

Ah, I've been dying for this match!! (or YOU may be!) Is it time to start?? The winner takes all... wins the ENTIRE pot of money. I already know how I'm going to spend it. ha! Now, do I need  Read more...

The Tainton Zone – Episode 13: Your Surrender Is Imminent

This week's episode, submitted for your approval, brings you a sexy tale about world domination and the weakness - or strength - of humanity itself. The Earth's wellbeing now sits on your shoulders. Read more...

Are You a True Self-Destructive Man and Slave to My Hurtful Intention?

I'm really looking forward to my date tonight. I'm going to be my usual perfect self... so hot, so sexy, so enticing that he's willing to do everything I ask of him. Well, I don't ask, do I? No, you know  Read more...

The Tainton Zone – Episode 9: The Maid in the Study with the Dildo

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed  Read more...

Coercing Agent 007 into Divulging the Secret Codes

Why, James, so nice of you to join us. I've been waiting to meet you for some time now. It's too bad that it must be under these circumstances. You were a difficult one to catch. Now, look at you....  Read more...

The Epic Seduction and Destruction of Superman

My lifetime goal, my grand scheme, is almost within reach. I can FEEL it now. All I have to do is lure Superman to my home, the Man of Steel himself, under the guise of a helpless woman in distress. He  Read more...

I’m Here and Horny to Grant Your Death Wish

Oh, did I frighten you? I'm so sorry.... NOT! ha! You're the one stupid enough to post on a PUBLIC internet forum that you fantasize about being hanged... and you included your address! Didn't think anyone would actually come by?  Read more...

I Know What You’re After, and I’m Going to Do You In

I know you have a thing for me... I heard you've written me into your will! Such a dirty old man... walking by my house each and every day, hoping for a good look into my windows to catch a naughty peek at  Read more...