Virtual Blowjob

Seriously! When did you get that thing?! Well, you know what I mean... of course you've had it since you were born. Lucky you! I just can't believe it's so... well, it's... I've never seen a foreskin so long!   Read more...

You've been selected to appear in the amateur section of a hot fetish magazine. Your cock will be on display for all to see in all its pride and glory... but not before a very skilled, professional female photographer arrives at your door  Read more...

It MUST be Christmas. How else can you have TWO sexy twins dressed in their holiday best ready to use all their charm and feminine wiles to seduce you? Yes, YOU. Santa's work has never been this easy, never come with  Read more...

Of course, I tied you up while you were napping! You have no holiday cheer! You SHOULD be excited about the holiday season, showing me some sexy cheery happiness! How can I get it out of you? You're all vulnerable  Read more...

I hear you can find anything on the internet. Any kind of information. ...the most odd, the most hidden, the most unbelievable. There's an urban myth (or is it?) that tells the story of men browsing the internet for a well  Read more...

You asked... and I love to deliver! Aw, have I been neglecting you? Are you feeling left out of some of the fun? Now, you know all you have to do is ask... I'm here to serve. And I love  Read more...

Ah, um, excuse me. I know you don't know me... I'm just up this way from Texas, in town for a BIG competition. I bet you could tell from my accent. Ha! You see, I could use some friendly assistance... if  Read more...

Hello, I'm going to be performing for you tonight. My erotic magic specialty is disappearance and reappearance... making ordinary objects vanish before your eyes and mysterious new objects of enjoyment appear seemingly out of the empty air, right before your eyes. It's  Read more...

Now, where did he get off to? How come he's not still in his bed as he should be on a weekend morning? Is he trying to avoid me?? Oh, is that my stepson I hear down in the kitchen fixing  Read more...

I can't believe I'm actually spending my afternoon stuck with this N-E-R-D!!! Gross! He's so... well, so... I totally KNOW he must think he's so much smarter than I am. Well, maybe that's so, and I do need his big brain  Read more...