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Battle of the Sexes: Which One of Us Will Come First and Lose?

I feel like playing! And you know what that means... I'm in the mood to challenge you, REALLY challenge you. I want to give you the chance to show off your stamina, your strength and skill from all that we've been  Read more...

Trapping My Mouthed Moans in Shiny Tape as I Masturbate

Mmmm... what to do? I'm in a strange hotel room, want to steal a private moment, and I'm surrounded by so many strangers within earshot. I'm so turned on, so hot to play, and I just can't make myself be quiet.   Read more...

Inviting the Delivery Man in for Some Mutual Fun… “I Want to See YOUR Package!”

Oh, what timing! I was just about to get in the shower when I heard a knock at the door! I had to rush to answer it in nothing but my bath towel! I think the delivery man was blushing as  Read more...

Visiting the Sexy Doctor Specializing in Prostate Massage for a Happy Ending

Hello! How are you feeling today? It's wonderful to see you in my office... have you visited a prostate massage specialist before? Now, I can see that you're a bit nervous. There's absolutely no need to be. You're in  Read more...

My Excrutiatingly Tight New Girdle Compells Me to Come Again and Again

My new girdle is so lovely... completely classy, very sophisticated... and sexy! I'm just not sure how to squeeze into it. Oh, my... and all of these hooks and strict boning and tight nylon.... just like a corset! Oh, but with  Read more...

Cum Fu Sex Tournament: Round 2, Vicious Verona

Round two of the infamous Cum Fu Sex Tournament and you're rearing to go. ....are you so sure? You're awfully confident and cocky for not knowing who your opponent will be in the masturbation tourney. Will you win or lose?   Read more...

Girl Meets Hitachi Magic Wand

Tropically tanned, toned, and trim from my recent vacation, I'm sporting my string bikini and feeling devious. I want to play! Funny how those fantasy wishes tend to come true around here... even when they're my own! What do I find,  Read more...

Waking to a Futanari Fantasy and Getting Off with My Own Cock

What would it be like to wake up and find I had a huge cock of my own? Right down there between my legs... hard, huge, and throbbing! What would it feel like to stroke my own cock to orgasm? Or  Read more...

Teasingly Flashing You Throughout Your Favorite Duck-Duck-Goose Game

It's time for your favorite masturbation game again! Now, to keep me intrigued... I'm going to have to mix it up a bit this time. I have some new ideas in mind. I'm going to guide your jacking off, help you  Read more...

Your Gilfriend’s Little Sister Works to Win You Over as Her Holiday Prize – Part 1

When you knock on your girlfriend's door and are beckoned inside by a sweet, young sprite, you can't believe your eyes. Is it her? Oh, my! She's all grown up! And, oh, how she's filled out in all the right  Read more...